David Cassel (destiny@wco.com)
Fri, 31 Oct 1997 13:00:53 -0800 (PST)
H a l l o w e e n E v i l ~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~ AOL went down nationwide two days before Halloween. Fear struck in Detroit. "My sister asked me if 'The system is temporarily unavailable, please try again in 15 minutes, thanks for calling' meant that 'those losers' are down again." Her concerns were well-founded. "I remember from a year ago what that message meant..." AOL had delivered the same warning, and as the system remained off-line for 18 hours, the "try again" time slowly increased. Thirty minutes, sixty minutes, ninety minutes... Finally, it began advising users to try again "later." (http://www.aolwatch.org/welcome5.htm) Wednesday a similar pattern occurred. AOL's exit screen acknowledged that "The system is temporarily unavailable. Please try again in 15 minutes." Fifteen minutes later, nothing. Ninety minutes later -- nothing... Then, AOL deliberately blocked many users from logging in, according to two interviews with AOL spokespeople. http://www.nbnn.com/pubNews/97/102590.html http://www.sjmercury.com/business/aol103097.htm It wasn't until 7 p.m. EST -- four and a half hours later -- that all users could sign-on, Ziff-Davis News reports. ( http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1029/198010.html ) "But while users could log in," the Associated Press noted, "the e-mail system was not working at 5:30 p.m. and the network responded at a glacial pace." http://www.nytimes.com/library/cyber/week/103097aol.html "We tried to bring the e-mail system back up at that time," an AOL spokesperson told Reuters, "but it didn't happen." http://www.cnn.com/TECH/9710/29/aol.reut/index.html "Are you guys going to have mail back soon?" one subscriber asked AOL's mail systems director. "I sure hope so," he replied. Instead, 14 hours after the outage began, many users still couldn't send e-mail. Interactive Week reported this problem was corrected by 5 a.m Thursday morning ( http://www.zdnet.com/intweek/daily/971030b.html ) -- 18 hours later. Coincidentally, that was the length of AOL's first nationwide black-out in 1996. During Wednesday's 18-hour e-mail brown-out, AOL's software nonetheless advised users "Please try again in a few minutes." ( http://www.aolwatch.org/aol-down.htm ) "Those few minutes have been nine hours of no e-mail access so far..." one subscriber complained. This created more mail problems. One test message sent to AOL Thursday morning wasn't delivered until 13 hours later. But AOL had been experiencing mail snafus even before the nationwide outage. "Many of you either didn't receive our Evening Bulletin from yesterday," the Dow Jones News Service told subscribers Tuesday "or experienced a substantial delay." They'd soon discovered the culprit. "America Online reported some difficulties in its e-mail system..." Along with heavy traffic on the internet, it had delayed the e-mail bulletin's delivery. Two days later, another disclaimer was in order. "As you may be aware, America Online experienced severe technical problems yesterday, including suspension of e-mail for an extended time period. That included the time when the Evening Bulletin is normally distributed, preventing its publication yesterday. We apologize for this inconvenience." In fact, a variety of problems plagued AOL's system even before the nationwide outage, according to AOL's internal system status report. 11:31-12:00 -- Overflow chat rooms showing as invalid rooms when trying to enter. 9:30 - 9:45 -- All WorldPlay games are currently down. 6:07 - 7:59 -- Chat was unavailable due to system status. 4:50 - 7:59 -- Members experienced hanging at hour glass when entering People Connection. 4:30 -- 1% of mail attachments cannot be forwarded to the internet. No estimated time of repair. 4:00 - 6:50 -- 25% of newsgroups are unreadable for 3 hours. All of newsgroups will be unavailable for the last ten minutes 4:00 - 6:00 -- 3% of mail reads were unavailable. 4:00 - 8:14 -- 4% of members had problems accessing there mail box. Some users even disagreed with AOL's published estimates of the outage's length. "Only two hours?" one skeptical subscriber complained. "In what? Dog hours?" Wednesday afternoon AOL features winked in and out of service as users returned on-line. "It appeared that they could start reading existing mail at about 5 p.m. PT," C|Net reported -- but at 10:46, they couldn't. ( http://www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,15804,00.html ) And as AOL's welcome screen announced "People are talking" to promote AOL's chatrooms, AOL's software returned the message "We're sorry, Chat is unavailable." "AOL Buckles Under Strain" read the Associated Press headline. ( http://www.nytimes.com/library/cyber/week/103097aol.html ) But Ziff-Davis News found AOL unrepentant. "This stuff happens," AOL's spokeswoman Tricia Primrose told the news network. "When you have a network that supports a half a million people at any given time, you're going to have problems along the way." ( http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1029/198010.html ) Primrose's inadvertent argument for the reliability of smaller local service providers also offered a dubious defense of AOL -- that their network is down "less than 1 percent of the time." One percent of the time would represent more than 90 minutes every week. In fact, nationwide outages are one of AOL's ongoing expectations. "I would like to be able to tell you that this sort of thing will never happen again," Steve Case wrote in 1996, "but frankly, I can't make that commitment." He was right. Reuters added that "this year, the company has suffered from some major disruptions including a total system blackout on February 5 and an e-mail specific disruption on June 20. " ( http://biz.yahoo.com/finance/97/10/30/aol_x0001_1.html ) "Company officials called the breakdown the worst at AOL since an 19-hour blackout in August 1996 forced it to credit subscribers for a day," the San Francisco Chronicle reported. ( http://www.sfgate.com/cgi-bin/chronicle/article.cgi?file=BU55759.DTL&directory=/chronicle/archive/1997/10/30 ) "AOL subscribers who tried to log-on to the system were greeted with the log-off screen and the automated 'goodbye' voice for nearly two hours. " One subscriber had phoned the paper after trying unsuccessfully to log on over 100 times. "It's like trying to open your mailbox at home and finding it's been glued shut." Predictably, he was also unable to reach any AOL technical support staff. "The CompuServe people are going to LOVE this..." one sarcastic subscriber quipped. But maybe not. According to a recent study, 23% of CompuServe's subscribers have cancelled their subscriptions in the last three months -- apparently reacting to the news that AOL would be soon be managing their service. ( http://biz.yahoo.com/prnews/97/10/24/aol_msft_1.html ) After Wednesday's outage, several AOL subscribers told AOL Watch they'd also be cancelling their accounts. With classic bad timing, Thursday's exit screen asked users if they'd now like to sign-up for one year in advance -- and users signing off Wednesday afternoon received an insult-to-injury message. "Satisfaction and security guaranteed," it read "when you shop at AOL..." "AOL Goes Black," read the headline on the Ziff-Davis News Network. "Online service outage leaves millions without service." ( http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1029/198010.html ) San Jose's Mercury News added that the outage occurred during peak hours. ( http://www.sjmercury.com/business/aol103097.htm ) But one technology enthusiast sees a willful neglect of AOL's performance problems from the press. "If you really wanted to investigate the AOL outage, you might ask the AOL rep why AOL's network is located entirely in a single city in Northern Virginia, instead of being distributed across the entire country like CompuServe and nationwide ISPs such as WorldNet. "Distributed networks are less likely to go down completely." CompuServe and Prodigy don't have nationwide outages because they don't concentrate all their machines in a single location. AOL's Virginia bottleneck is an all-or-nothing approach -- and when there's a problem in Virginia, there's a problem everywhere. It's not the first time reporters have made mistakes about AOL's network. One Business Week reporter extrapolated a coming internet capacity crunch from AOL's 18-hour outage in 1996. When confronted in an AOL on-line chat, the reporter defended his article by arguing AOL's structure wouldn't invalidate the comparison if AOL's network had "sufficient redundancy." "AOL doesn't have 'sufficient redundancy'," the exacerbated questioner retorted. "Otherwise the system wouldn't have gone offline for 19 hours!" ( http://www.aolwatch.org/bwchat.htm ) "That comment is obviously on the mark...." the humbled reporter replied. AOL's nationwide outage also coincided with the unveiling of new features to block unsolicited commercial e-mail -- but "to filter e-mail effectively," one poster noted in alt.aol-sucks, "it does help if one can actually receive it in the first place." AOL's press release also said they'd give users spam-fighting suggestions regarding "internet junk e-mail"-- and suggested an ominous agenda. One of the features is "Block all mail from the internet." AOL's press release also specifies that users can block specific online services, "like Prodigy(TM) and CompuServe(TM), among others" -- but blocking mail from all AOL members is not an option. ( http://biz.yahoo.com/bw/97/10/29/aol_x0001_2.html ) Even then, users shouldn't expect too many results. "The online service will remain a prime target of junk e-mailers," PC World reports, "in part because it's relatively easy to compile mailing lists that target AOL members." They'd discovered several software packages that boast the ability to harvest AOL screen names from message boards and member directories. "Spokesperson Tricia Primrose says AOL is aware of tools like AOL Harvester," the reporter added, "but hasn't come up with a way yet to defeat them." (http://www.pcworld.com/news/daily/data/1097/971029162434.html) AOL's own 4.0 software may be just as controversial. "[P]erhaps most important to AOL's bottom line, it will continue to put the emphasis on AOL's business partners," reports C|Net, "and will be chock full of advertising and opportunities to buy, buy, buy." ( http://www.news.com/News/Item/0,4,15612,00.html ) One beta-tester also reports concerns that it won't run on computers using AMD or Cyrix chips -- just Intel chips -- and other sources report a beta- program in disarray. ( http://www.inside-aol.com/news/leak.htm ) Some users even worry that forced downloads of AOL's "RipTide" enhancements may cause glitches on their computers. As AOL was unveiling their new channels, Wednesday's outages got things off to a bad start in their chat rooms. "I CAN'T EVEN SEND MAIL RIGHT NOW!!!" one subscriber complained. "BIG IMPROVEMENT!" Another subscriber blamed the features for the system's problems. "What the hell is up with this new AOL?" they demanded. "I hate this!!" another subscriber added. "I WANT MY OLD AOL!!" "me too" "ME TOO!!!!" "DAMN AOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Meanwhile, ill-wishers trolled the system. "When AOL's mail system was down, nobody could report anyone for TOS violations," one "looter" noted. Seizing the opportunity, they'd sent Instant Messages identifying themselves as the America Online Technical Support Department, stating that "Due to an error in your account you are unable to send mail. This is caused because we are unable to receive your online password..." Then the scammer went for the pay-off. "Please hit 'reply'," they'd told subscribers, "and type in your current online password, and your ability to send mail will be restored." But some fear this activity could become a regular feature of AOL. "We are going to have the regular GuidePager turned off between the hours of 3 p.m. - midnight until November 10," one internal memo states. The memo gives the rationale as a need to "make AOL a safer place for Kids" -- but at least one Guide feels this is just a cover. "Guide Pages, which come in from all other areas of chat online, far outweigh kids-area pages. And 3 p.m. - 12 a.m. are the heaviest usage hours." They see only one plausible explanation--"a test of whether Guides not responding to pagers is a problem or not." "Members haven't figured it out yet," another Guide notes, "as mail, Notify, Guide Pager and all other mail functions were down for about 13-15 hours Wednesday..." They fear AOL is gradually phasing out member's ability to summon Guides. AOL already discourages users from relying on Guides. Attempting to page a Guide returns a discouraging disclaimer stating "Guide Assistance is intended for serious cases of offensive behavior in public chat rooms... Please make an effort to manage your own chat experience..." One user reports that recently even the TOSGeneral e-mail address stopped accepting e-mailed complaints. Another web page reports AOL's overwhelmed TOS staff now answers questions with cut-and-pasted form letters, seemingly at random ( http://www.inside-aol.com/news/tos.htm ) -- and that in some cases, no action is taken at all. The reduced GuidePager policy appears to be in effect. Thursday two users "wilding" chat rooms were reported to the GuidePager -- but an hour later, both were still on-line. One AOL critic suggests another possible reason for transferring Guides to kid's-area pages. Fox News recently contacted the webmaster of "Inside AOL" about an expose on AOL safety. A behind-the-scenes cover-up before the news crews arrive could explain the new policy. His theory draws support from the line of the memo which states "we've been asked to make the KidsPager the priority over the next couple of weeks." AOL's CEO may get an earful Friday. "If you're a shareholder or an AOL member and wonder why Case got a raise while you still can't get a connection after multiple tries, ask him at AOL's annual meeting on Halloween in Chantilly, Va," urges Information Week. ( http://www.techweb.com/se/directlink.cgi?IWK19971020S0014 ) Even non-shareholders have taken their jabs. "On Halloween, I decided to dress up as the most evil creature I could think of..." one webmaster writes. "Steve Case." http://www.voicenet.com/~xavier/aol/halloween.htm His treats are accompanied by AOL floppy disks -- though as a precaution, he "ran a magnet over all of them before handing them out...." But some take it even further. The New York Times once suggested readers could also "sandwich-board yourself between two giant squares with holes on top, and make like one of those ubiquitous AOL disks..." ( http://www.nytimes.com/library/cyber/hyperwocky/1026hyper.html ) Halloween thoughts even came from another content partner who left AOL. The e-zine for "Kim Komando's Komputer Klinic" helps readers determine what's truly scary. - Not Scary: answering the door to see a ghost, skeleton and a pirate. - Really Scary: answering the door to see your 16-year old daughter's blind date, a married 47-year old accountant she met on an America Online chat room. http://www.komando.com/newsletter/archive/971028.asp One user apparently went trick or treating in AOL's "Extreme Fans" area. Its banner ads designate the area's "RotoZone" feature "Where your fantasy comes true." Tuesday night, its headlines showed the fantasy of a user named K1NG. "K1NG is traded to the American League." "K1NG gets traded back to the national league." "K1NG is inducted into the hall of fame." ( http://www.aolwatch.org/rotohack.htm ) Two days earlier, K1NG attacked AOL's PC Hardware area ( http://www.aolwatch.org/hardhack.htm ) -- but as Halloween approached, the hobgoblin was still wandering AOL. Halloween seems to have found AOL. In anticipation of more performance problems, festive AOL users may want to re-visit PC World's AOL drinking game, Log-on Lager Lotto. "Take a drink for every failed attempt to log on to America Online..." http://www.pcworld.com/annex/columns/gillbates/oct97/warped_1002_01.html After Wednesday's outage, one subscriber offered the perfect Halloween comparison for AOL. ( http://www.aolwatch.org/aoltk.htm ) "Trying to log on is like trick or treating in a bad neighborhood." THE LAST LAUGH Pre-Halloween evil jinxed AOL's ads. In the midst of their nationwide outage, the system's messages reflected the ongoing problems. "MIND GAMES," read AOL's welcome screen -- offering users a chance to test their IQ, "or find out if you are an optimist or a pessimist." Exit messages pointed users to AOL Live, where they could meet the author of a book titled "A Lesson Before Dying." And one ad for AOL's modem shop promised modems were tested by AOL's technicians. "This makes me feel a whole lot better," one subscriber groused. David Cassel More Information http://www.aolwatch.org/halloween.htm * SPECIAL HALLOWEEN EDITION * http://www.zdnet.com/zdnn/content/zdnn/1030/199578.html http://www.inside-aol.com/ ~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~ Please forward with subscription information and headers. To subscribe to this list, type your correct e-mail address in the form at the bottom of the page at www.aolsucks.org -- or send e-mail to MAJORDOMO@CLOUD9.NET containing the phrase SUBSCRIBE AOL-LIST in the the message body. To unsubscribe from the list, send a message to MAJORDOMO@CLOUD9.NET containing the phrase UNSUBSCRIBE AOL-LIST. ~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~++~